Last year there was this video going around by I-forget-who, some man, some *Christian man, who explained the whoooole beginnings of the frightful holiday and why, as a Christian, he chooses not to celebrate it.
For the life I me I can't really remember the main points, and I am not going to watch it again (it was like 17 minutes!!!!! Of my life.)
Well anyway, I am FULL dressed up today in a bee costume which you will surely see later.
And my wonderful friend from school is my beekeeper.
And my husband is a cheese head who screams "RAJAS!!!!!! DISCOUNT DOUBLE CHECK OWWW!"
And you will find us at a local bowling alley with all sorts of other costumed Christians tonight.
BOOtiful, I say.
Oh also I died my hurr.
Happy All Hallow's Eve, and may your children be ever happier and fatter.