if you realllyyyy knew me,

you would know that....

I am obsessed with all things fleece.  I sleep with a fleece blanket under my sheets every. night. 

I have an extremely long torso, and thus I have extremely long poops and sometimes send pictures of them to my friends (sorry natalie) (tmi?)

Even if I asked YOU where you wanted to grab coffee, I would probably still end up making us go to govcup because it's essentially my second living room.

I will probably ask you for the most ridiculously expensive things for Christmas.  And then be pretty bummed when you don't come through on that.

I go through major phases.  Sophmore year of HS I was a prep.  ish.  Junior year a hippie.  Senior year, a recently-converted-to-Christianity... person.  College... a wife?

I have ALMOST done a lot of things.  I almost played varsity soccer at Willamette (for 2 weeks), I almost worked at govcup (I quit 1 day after I was hired the first time), I almost moved to Hawaii (bought a 1-way ticket and never used it),  I almost went to college (moved in at OSU and dropped out 3 weeks later), I almost took biology (two classes was enough for me)......