|[heels: Madden Girl (TJMaxx) // skirt: F21 // top: Exit Real World]|
The tag on my new shirt that says "dry clean only" actually means "I will never wash this shirt ever."
Sometimes "I'm going to take a quick shower" can be translated as "why is it so cold in this household?"
Student Scholarship Recognition Day should just be called "Definitely Sleep In Today If You're Not A Senior". (That would be today. Hello getting up at 9am wonderfulness.)
The words "well, it's still improving..." coming from my piano teacher's lips is just a nice way of saying "how can you be learning this piece at such a snail's pace???" I'm sorry prof. It's just that Bach is kind of hard - my hands don't like to do different things.
Sometimes, "I'm going to clean the house after I do my blog...." means, "I'm going to clean the house. In like 5 hours." :)